Mon - October 24, 2005

Smallitics 28 - 10/24/05 


Today we have a special surprise guest! This is the straight poop, right from the horse's ass. 

FEED THE MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word.



Today's show was recorded live on location at an ultra-elite, ultra-secret republican fund-raiser & pancake prayer breakfast in Texas, then smuggled out of the compound by a Guatemalan busboy. Finally. The truth from the top. Many people risked their lives to bring you this material, so please share this with everyone you know.

ALSO:

Friends of the firm:

Clever, must-have items for all true patriots:
http://www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse
Birds of a feather:
The Obtuse Angle
Republicans Suck
Smallitics got a nice review on VoxMonitor:
http://www.voxmonitor.com

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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 09:53 PM    

Fri - September 30, 2005

Smallitics 27 - 09/29/05 


Spiderhole #6 - Smell the funk: Evil clowns and dead skunks. 

FEED THE MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word.



Little Jack Horner: The Universe (For the indictment of DeLay and the SEC investigation of Frist)
Bad Luck Go Away: Karl Rove

Click HERE to read the indictment against Tom DeLay.

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Posted at 11:28 AM    

Thu - September 22, 2005

Smallitics 26 - 09/22/05 


Spiderhole #5 - Rotten Apples and Chicken Supreme 

FEED THE MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word.



Little Jack Horner: John Ellis Bush
Bad Luck Go Away: John Roberts

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Posted at 12:29 PM    

Mon - August 29, 2005

Smallitics 25 - 08/29/05 


Spiderhole #4 - IMPEACH BUSH! Plus: Noam's the word & we're gonna Frist ya. 

NEW MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word.



Little Jack Horner: Noam Chomsky for "Hegemony and Survival "
Bad Luck Go Away: Bill Frist

ALSO:

Friends of the firm:
http://www.overyourface.net/
http://www.waronjunk.com

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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 07:11 PM    

Fri - August 26, 2005

Smallitics 24 - 08/25/05 


Spiderhole #3 - The Great Red Menace & The 9 Commandments 


Little Jack Horner: New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and Vermont
Bad Luck Go Away: Pat Robertson

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Posted at 12:37 PM    

Wed - August 24, 2005

Smallitics 23 - 08/23/05 


Spiderhole #2 - Southern Hemisphere 


Little Jack Horner: The American People
Bad Luck Go Away: Lance Armstrong

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Posted at 10:24 PM    

Wed - August 3, 2005

Smallitics 22 - 08/03/05 


Spiderhole #1 - Eastern Europe 



Little Jack Horner: National Guardsman Leonard Clark
Bad Luck Go Away: The Bush Administration

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Posted at 04:02 AM    

Mon - July 18, 2005

Smallitcs 21 - 07/18/05 


The Plame Game: Bush's Brain on dope. 



Little Jack Horner: Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Karl "The Architect" Rove


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Posted at 05:27 PM    

Thu - July 7, 2005

Smallitics 20 - 07/06/05 


Off we go, into the wild blue yonder!
PLUS A SPECIAL BONUS!
"War Is A Racket" by Major General Smedley Darlington Butler. 



Little Jack Horner: The Men and Women of America's Armed Forces
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The Transportation Safety Administration

BONUS: One of the great heroes of the Marine Corps is Major General Smedley Darlington Butler who, when he was a young officer during the early part of the last century, was one of only 19 men in history to win TWO medals of honor. General Butler, who retired in 1931 and died in 1940, wrote a remarkable book he published in the early 1930s called "War Is A Racket." It's short for a book and a little dated but ultimately timeless and very much worth reading. Semper Fi.

CLICK HERE TO READ "WAR IS A RACKET."

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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 06:41 PM    

Sat - April 23, 2005

Smallitics 19 - 04/23/05 


Oil and Sake 



Little Jack Horner: Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The United States House of Representatives

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Posted at 10:19 PM    

Sat - April 16, 2005

Smallitics 18 - 04/15/05 


Wait a minute. Switch that. Reverse it. 



Little Jack Horner: Jim Gilchrist and the Minuteman Project
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid

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Posted at 01:22 AM    

Fri - April 1, 2005

Smallitics 17 - 04/01/05 


Shot, stuffed, mounted & raised from the dead 




Little Jack Horner: Richard Jacobson, of Corning, New York
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: President George W. Bush and Matthew J Hogan

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Posted at 04:13 PM    

Thu - March 31, 2005

Smallitics 16 - 03/31/05 


Hammer time! It's the Tom Delay double header! 



Little Jack Horner: House Majority Leader Tom "The Hammer" Delay
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Republicans in the House of Representatives

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Posted at 04:38 PM    

Mon - March 28, 2005

Smallitics 15 - 03/28/05 


Are we not men? We are Devo! 




Little Jack Horner: Israeli David Broza and Palestinian Wisam Murad
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Texas, Georgia, North & South Carolina

Click here for PROOF we're descended from the apes.

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Posted at 09:35 AM    

Wed - March 23, 2005

Smallitics 14 - 03/23/05 


Pulling the plug on Bobby Fischer 

Little Jack Horner: Iceland
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Tom DeLay, Bill Frist and George W. Bush





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Posted at 05:47 PM    

Mon - March 21, 2005

Smallitics 13 - 03/21/05 


Everbody's all lawyered up! 

Little Jack Horner: Lars Ulrich
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: MLB and Mark McGwire





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Posted at 04:18 PM    

Thu - March 17, 2005

Smallitics 12 - 03/17/05 


5 from 55 still equals zero 

Little Jack Horner: 5 Republican Senators Who Opposed Bush's Social Security Scam
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The Budget





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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 05:14 PM    

Tue - March 15, 2005

Smallitics 11 - 03/14/05 


Why pay for the cow when you can get the cream for free? 

Little Jack Horner: San Francisco County Superior Court Judge Richard Kramer
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The Republican Senate and George W. Bush





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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 10:50 AM    

Thu - March 3, 2005

Smallitics 10 - 03/03/05 


The Culture of Life and Death 

Little Jack Horner: The U.S. Supreme Court
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The Republican Party and George Bush





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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 05:44 PM    

Tue - March 1, 2005

Smallitics Promo 


Cliff & the good Doctor's greatest hits. Spread the love. 

You've probably figured out by now that Cliff and I work Doctors' hours. Since some of you out there get the Jones pretty bad, the boys in the lab have trimmed the fat off a bunch of our past shows and pressed them together into this tasty little promo.

-Dr. D. Nasty




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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 06:01 PM    

Wed - February 23, 2005

Smallitics 9 - 02/23/05 


Freedom Fries on Air Force One 

Little Jack Horner: N.A.T.O.
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Rep. Jim McCrery

Plus: Felching Fox





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Posted at 04:40 PM    

Tue - February 22, 2005

Smallitics 8 - 02/22/05 


Iranians at the gates 

Little Jack Horner: Christo
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Rummy Rumsfeld





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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 02:35 PM    

Mon - February 21, 2005

Smallitics 7 - 02/21/05 


Wead Smokes Bush! 

Little Jack Horner: George W. Bush
Linda Tripp Memorial Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Doug Wead





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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 06:12 PM    

Wed - February 16, 2005

Smallitics 6 - 02/16/05 


Tea with the A.G. or Trippin' with Alberto. 

Little Jack Horner: The First Amendment
Bad Luck Go Away: Alberto Gonzalez

Another installment of "Felching Fox!" - plus special correspondent Infinity LaReaux




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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 07:33 PM    

Tue - February 15, 2005

Smallitics 5 - 02/15/05 


Spiderholes and Rum 

Little Jack Horner: Center for Constitutional Rights
Bad Luck Go Away: Donald Rumsfeld

Also, the first installment of "Felching Fox!"




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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 12:52 PM    

Thu - February 10, 2005

Smallitics 4 - 02/10/05 


Boxer and briefs 

Little Jack Horner: Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein
Bad Luck Go Away: Brit Hume




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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 02:51 PM    

Wed - February 9, 2005

Smallitics 3 - 02/09/05 


Fajitas & Torture 

Little Jack Horner: Veep Dick Cheney
Bad Luck Go Away: Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez




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© 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 01:33 PM    

Tue - February 8, 2005

Smallitics 2 - 02/08/05 


The Condoleeza Rice double gate-fold issue! 

Little Jack Horner: Bush Administration
Bad Luck Go Away: Condoleeza Rice




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© 2005 Cliff Shadows 

Posted at 02:41 PM    

Mon - February 7, 2005

Smallitics 1 - 02/07/05 


Middle East Peace and Sponge Bob Haters 

Little Jack Horner: Mahmoud Abbas, Ariel Sharon, Hosni Mubarak
Bad Luck Go Away: Intolerant Christians




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Posted at 01:04 PM    

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